OnlineBootyCall Review — Real Booty or No Booty?

OnlineBootyCall touts that it has millions of members and repeatedly identifies itself as the place to find your next booty call. We joined the site to evaluate its real performance. This is the result of our OnlineBootyCall review.

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OnlineBootyCall Review Results
  • Popularity - 44
  • Value - 51
  • Features - 65
  • Quality of Members - 35
  • Safety - 49
  • Customer Satisfaction - 35
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Final Word on OnlineBootyCall

In our opinion, OnlineBootyCall is more prone to leave you hanging than actually helping you to get some booty. The low number of active women on the site make hooking up unlikely. We would rate OnlineBootyCall as BELOW AVERAGE.

— Pros and Cons of OnlineBootyCall —

Pros

  • Registration is fast and easy
  • Not many fake profiles
  • Simple and intuitive user interface

Cons

  • Majority of profiles are inactive
  • Requires paid membership to activate its minimal set of features
  • Search results can be buggy

— Full OnlineBootyCall Review —

In the words of OnlineBootyCall.com, ” dating should be fun, not serious.” That one phrase encapsulates the approach and purpose of this casual dating site for those seeking no-strings-attached encounters. The site combines a modern design, intuitive user interface and humor to engage its user base.

— First Impression of OnlineBootyCall —

The site has a slick modern look compared to other online casual dating sites. It has more information on its homepage than its competitors. That is appreciated because it allows users to get an idea of what the site has to offer. By scrolling the page, you can find information on its features and how it works. Unfortunately, the information is written vaguely — geared more toward enticing you to join the site as opposed to providing you with actual information. The section called “Booty Call Commandments” consists of a series of images that you can swipe through containing humorous takes on the rules of casual/booty call dating.

— Joining the Site —

Joining the site is fast and easy. You start by entering your gender, age, the gender of the match that you seek, and zip code. From there, you are directed to another page where you must enter your desired username and password, a valid email address, and your birth date. You must also check a box to agree to their terms and conditions.

After that, you move on to the section where you can add some information to describe yourself. You are free to pass on this and do it later. The final part of the registration process requires you to upload a profile picture. This is mandatory — the site will not allow you to complete the registration until you upload an image.

Registering for the site is free. You will be able to conduct searches, view other member profiles, but beyond that, your interaction with other members will be limited until you upgrade to a paid membership.

— Search Functionality —

The features offered by OnlineBootyCall are fairly standard. There is no unique standout feature. You can search for other members using criteria such as your match’s desired gender, age range, location and whether they are seeking casual encounters, dating, or online fun.

The search engine used by OnlineBootyCall to serve matches relies primarily on the criteria that you enter and the information that you entered on your own profile. As such, it is not that powerful. It is not uncommon to have your search results filled with members that do not fulfill your expectations. In our evaluation, we found that 90 percent of the results given to us were not what we were hoping for nor expecting. Some of the profiles displayed to us belonged to people outside of the age range we were seeking or lived too great a distance from us. This type of inaccurate rendering of search results can be frustrating.

There is a feature called “Get Lucky.” This requires you to define a set of specifications — similar to those that you would use for a site-wide search — for the type of match that you are looking for. OnlineBootyCall then sends to your inbox the profile of one member per day that best matches your target profile. In our case, the results for the Get Lucky feature were as inaccurate as those from the general searches.

— OnlineBootyCall Membership Base is Stale —

When it comes right down to it, any dating or hookup site will only be as good as the freshness, authenticity, and size of its membership base. In the case of OnlineBootyCall, they report to have millions of members — an exact number is never provided. What we can tell you from our experience with the site is that the majority of the user base — by our estimation, 70+ percent — is composed of profiles that are inactive. This is the main reason why the search results are so frustrating, many of the profiles are from people that have abandoned the site long ago. What kind of booty can you expect to get if the booty has already left?

On the plus side, there is no significant infestation of fake profiles. Our inboxes were never overrun by automated messages. On the down side, of the approximately 30 percent of the remaining profiles that are from active users, nearly two-thirds of these are men. I know that when you are reading a review of a hookup site you don’t want to be troubled by math, so we did the number crunching. That means that of all of the members on OnlineBootyCall barely ten percent are from women that are active on the site.

We wish that we could say that those ten percent of women were all eager and willing to contribute the female component of a booty call, however, that is not the case. Of the female profiles that we encountered, half appeared to belong to — how should we phrase this — professional booty callers. Yes, there are a lot of profiles from call girls on this site. Most of the messaging that we received were from these ‘professional” ladies.

During our test, we were unsuccessful in getting a response from any active female profile that was not a call girl. I suppose that from a certain point of view that is a guaranteed path to a booty call.

— Other Features —

The other features on OnlineBootyCall are lackluster. You can communicate via internal messaging, online chat or video chat. The site also offers a glorified address book that they call the “Booty Call List.” This feature allows you to save the profiles of members that you feel are good prospects. In our opinion, the only thing that this list would be good for is to serve as a wish list. We don’t see how most people would ever convert a booty call prospect into an actual booty call on this site.

— Cost of OnlineBootyCall —

While registration is free, in order to use the full scope of their limited features, you must pay a monthly membership. The cost for a one-month membership is $20, a one-year membership is $69, and a lifetime membership is $199. To those of you eager and willing to undertake an entire lifetime of booty calls, our hats off to you — we salute you.