The Horniest States in America (2026): We Ranked All 50

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The Horniest States in America

2026 EDITION · ALL 50 RANKED

We scored all 50 states on how much porn they watch, how much they spend on OnlyFans, how single they are, and how young they skew. Then we ranked them. Some results you will nod at. A few you will not believe.

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The Horniest State in America is… Tap to reveal 👀
Nevada 🎰
Sin City lives up to the name. But the real shock is North Dakota at #4.

How we ranked them

One 0 to 100 score per state, built from four signals and weighted toward real behavior over demographics:

30% Porn watched per capita30% OnlyFans spend per capita20% Share of singles20% How young the state skews

Every number is public and cited below. Two honest notes: the per-capita porn figure comes from Pornhub Insights data and is a few years old (we say so rather than hide it), and the OnlyFans spend is a modeled 2025 estimate, not reported transactions.

The Full Countdown

All 50 states, coldest to hottest

50 / 50
  1. 50
    Arkansas16.7
    Dead last. Near the bottom of nearly every column.
  2. 49
    West Virginia20.9
    Country roads, quiet nights.
  3. 48
    Idaho21.8
    Potatoes and early bedtimes.
  4. 47
    Maine22.6
    Too busy with the lobster.
  5. 46
    Tennessee23.6
    More Sunday than Saturday night.
  6. 45
    Montana23.6
    Big country, small numbers.
  7. 44
    Alabama26.2
    Sweet home, early nights.
  8. 43
    South Carolina27.9
    Genteel and reserved.
  9. 42
    Mississippi30.2
    Spends the least on OnlyFans in the whole country.
  10. 41
    Wyoming31.7
    Least people, but the most sex toys per head. Make of it what you will.
  11. 40
    Kentucky33.2
    Bourbon helps.
  12. 39
    Florida33.5
    Florida is going to Florida.
  13. 38
    Vermont34.5
    Cold, but buys a surprising number of sex toys.
  14. 37
    South Dakota34.8
    Big sky, quiet houses.
  15. 36
    Delaware36.9
    Small state, modest numbers.
  16. 35
    Louisiana38.7
    Good times roll, then wrap up early.
  17. 34
    North Carolina40.0
    Sweet tea and slow burns.
  18. 33
    New Hampshire40.8
    Live free and, well, you know.
  19. 32
    Indiana41.0
    Cooling off.
  20. 31
    Wisconsin41.1
    Beer, cheese, and a wilder streak than you’d think.
  21. 30
    Missouri41.5
    The ‘show me’ state lives up to the name.
  22. 29
    Oklahoma42.0
    Middling, but game.
  23. 28
    Utah42.3
    Watches the least porn, but nobody searches ‘Mormon’ more. Curious.
  24. 27
    Oregon43.1
    Keep Portland weird. They are trying their best.
  25. 26
    Alaska44.6
    Long, cold, lonely nights do add up.
  26. 25
    Pennsylvania45.1
    Keystone State, keystone energy.
  27. 24
    Connecticut45.1
    Reserved and wealthy, yet makes the most OnlyFans creators per head.
  28. 23
    Iowa46.5
    Corn, caucuses, and a healthy imagination.
  29. 22
    Ohio46.6
    Ohio has some very specific tastes. We’ll leave it there.
  30. 21
    Maryland47.0
    Right in the thick of it.
  31. 20
    New Jersey47.1
    Exactly as much as you’d guess. No more, no less.
  32. 19
    Nebraska47.8
    More going on than the cornfields let on.
  33. 18
    Rhode Island48.0
    Tiny state, big energy.
  34. 17
    Michigan48.8
    Steady, reliable, a little frisky.
  35. 16
    Virginia49.3
    Virginia is for lovers. It’s on the plate.
  36. 15
    New Mexico51.0
    Warm nights, warmer search history.
  37. 14
    Minnesota51.9
    Minnesota nice, until the lights go out.
  38. 13
    Hawaii54.5
    Paradise, and they act like it.
  39. 12
    Washington57.0
    Seattle keeps things interesting after dark.
  40. 11
    Texas57.4
    Everything’s bigger, the singles pool included.
  41. 10
    Georgia57.6
    Kinkiest search habits in the country.
  42. 9
    Arizona58.9
    Notable enthusiasts of, ahem, car sex. It’s a dry heat.
  43. 8
    Kansas60.4
    Watches more porn per capita than any state in America. Yes, Kansas.
  44. 7
    Massachusetts60.8
    The honor-roll kids have a wild side.
  45. 6
    New York64.3
    The most single state in the union.
  46. 5
    Colorado65.0
    Rocky Mountain high, and high on the list.
  47. 4
    North Dakota65.9
    The shock of the list. Spends more on OnlyFans per head than any state but DC. Blame the winters.
  48. 3
    California67.3
    Young, single, and extremely online.
  49. 2
    Illinois68.7
    Chicago is running up the score for the whole state.
  50. 1
    Nevada69.9
    Sin City does not disappoint. Top-tier on every signal we measured.
No state by that name. Try again.
The Records

The stats nobody sees coming

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America’s Porn Capital: Kansas
Per capita, no state streams more. Kansas. It finished #8 overall but owns this crown outright.
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OnlyFans Kings: North Dakota
Spends more per head on OnlyFans than any state but DC, which vaulted it to #4 overall. The winters are long.
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Creator Capital: Connecticut
More OnlyFans creators per capita than anywhere else. Quiet, wealthy Connecticut.
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Toy Capital: Wyoming
The least populated state buys the most sex toys per person. Rural states run this category.
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Kinkiest Searches: Georgia
Tops the country for per-capita searches on kinky and BDSM gear.
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Least Horny: Arkansas
Bottom of nearly every column. America’s least horny state.

Sources and method

  • Porn consumption per capita by state: Pornhub Insights data, republished by Westword and cross-checked against BYU’s Daily Universe. Vintage disclosed above.
  • OnlyFans spending per capita by state (2025, modeled estimate): OnlyGuider U.S. OnlyFans Spending by State and City 2025.
  • Share of never-married adults and median age by state: U.S. Census Bureau ACS (2024), via World Population Review.
  • Records: OnlyFans creators per capita (Bedbible, 2024); sex-toy sales (Adam and Eve); kinky-gear searches (Bedbible, 2024).

A bit of fun with real numbers. The score blends the four signals above into a single 0 to 100 index. It measures behavior and demographics, not the private life of anyone you know. Take it in the spirit it is meant.

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