It’s another Friday night and there you are — sitting in your bathrobe dusting your ceramic kitten collection, alone. After all, where are you going to go to find a soul mate that loves ceramic kittens as much as you do. Before you decide to commit completely to a life of celibacy and loneliness, perhaps you should take a gander at some of the specialized niche or as some would call them, weird dating sites that can be found online.
The internet is ripe with dating sites that “normal society” might term as weird, odd or just nuts. Don’t believe us? Just take a look at the following list of dating sites that we gathered purely out of our love for aggregated lists. (by the way, if anybody out there knows of a site where single aggregators can meet other hot and sexy aggregators, let us know)
What, you thought only you city slickers had access to the internet?
To paraphrase this dating site, it is dedicated to “down to earth folk,” such as “ranchers, farmers, cowboys, cowgirls and animal lovers.” We hope that the last category refers to those who keep animals as pets and not… you know.
If you ever wanted to know where current and aspiring cat ladies go to find some lovin’ — your search is over. Purrsonals is a dating site dedicated to bringing together people that have a love for cats. We were unable to determine if you had to own a minimum number of cats to join this site.
No, this isn’t some weird equine escort service found on the dark web. LoveHorse is a legitimate dating site operating in the U.K. with plans to enter the U.S. market. It is dedicated to bringing people together who share a love for horses and equestrian sports.
You know what they say — a couple that shovels horse manure together, stays together.
Looking for someone that’s lonelier than you? Looking for someone who you will always know where they are 24/7? What better place to find your significant other than in the penitentiary system.
This site helps you find men and women who are doing time and seeking pen pals. Hey, if Charles Manson could get engaged while in prison, why not you?
At first, we thought that this was a weird dating site that was a holdover from the 80s, but we soon realized the internet wasn’t around back then. After doing a little research we discovered that this dating site caters to the “mullet lover” community. We consulted a group of distinguished theologians, but we haven’t received a response as to whether or not this is a sign of the impending apocalypse.
This dating site allows you to find men with verified profiles and verified incomes.
This site wins our “let’s dispense with all the false pretenses” award.
Have you ever had erotic dreams about the Skipper from “Gilligan’s Island?” Do you feel a warm tingly sensation all over your body whenever the Sea Captain from the Simpsons appears on screen? Is Cap’n Crunch your favorite morning cereal?
If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, then SeaCaptainDate.com might be for you. This weird dating site brings land loving men and women together with verified sea captains. Yes, it’s real!
I don’t know what we were surprised by more — the incredibly long domain name for this dating site, or the fact that the Amazing Kreskin was still around.
Anyway, this dating site brings together UFOlogists, ghost hunters, Big Foot spotters, and space alien abductees.
A visit to the site makes it clear that membership requires some sort of telepathic ability as there are no obvious registration forms! The only way to join this romantic legion of the supernatural is to fill out a generic contact form and then wait to be contacted by Kreskin himself or… one of our reptilian overlords.
It never fails. When you finally find a person that listens, is in tune with your needs, knows just what to say and when to say it, and is drop-dead gorgeous — they insist on using store bought croutons instead of making their own. How on Earth could you possibly have a future with somebody like that?
Fortunately, SaladMatch, a dating app available for the iPhone (sorry, Android users), offers match-making based on the preferred salad choices of their users.
Ask any woman and she’ll tell you that the hardest thing to find these days is an ugly schmuk.
Thanks to this real dating site, finding real ugly schmucks in your area is as easy as using your computer. What can we say, low self-esteem and self-deprecation is sexy to some people.
When you think about long-term relationships or one-night hookups, nothing says sexy more than STD.
All jokes aside, STDmatch is dedicated to serving those who have STDs — allowing transparency and honesty in the matchmaking process. It has over 750,000 active members.
If scabby elbows and bruised knees are your thing, DateSkaters allows men and women to hook up with skaters. Whether you are a skater yourself, or just like dating skaters, this site will bring you together.
Is that crotchless full-body teddy bear suit just gathering dust in your closet? Well, why not put it to good use? FurryMate offers a way for people into “furry” casual encounters and long-term relationships to get together.
In business since 2011, this dating site offers success stories on their site to prove their furry matchmaking abilities. (yes, there are actual success stories — their parents must be so proud)
This weird dating site bills itself as the largest community for “diaper lover personals.” Chalk full of forum posts, diapermate ads, pictures and videos, this site is the real thing — believe us, we saw it (and now can’t unsee it).
Ever wish you had a special someone to share that bottle of Benadryl with?
SinglesWithFoodAllergies is a dating site that uses the standard search metrics found on most sites to match members with the added parameter of matching by food allergy.
When one of the tenets of your faith is to forgo the adoption of modern conveniences and technology, what better place to find love than the internet. Honestly, we cannot explain the existence of this dating site, but it really exists.
— There Is Always Somebody for Everybody —
These are only 16 of the countless number of weird dating sites that are out there. No matter what you are into, there is, without question, a dating site for you.